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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Happy Father's Day

Being a father entails courage, wisdom, and a lot of commitment. Basically you are going to bring forth a new life to this world and it is not going to be easy as it is a full time job.


"A son whines to his father, "You messed up my life!"
His dad replies, "How could I, I was never there."


The quote may be humorous but the reality is not at all funny.

In reality, one of the most worrying issues facing most societies is the absent father. Social Pyschologists have stressed that the role of the father is almost as significant to that of the mother.

So have children only if you are very sure you are ready for the commitment and responsibility. Otherwise, you may want to stick to the condoms and the Tenga.

And condoms are not exactly the safest choice given that they are 96% effective in preventing pregnancies if used properly and consistently. On the other hand, Tenga, gives you 100% assurance.

Let's put it this way: tengatango.com will raise your kids on your behalf should the Tenga you use becomes pregnant.

In fact, we will also send your kids to college and even buy him a car when he is old enough to drive.

So we will expect the sales of Tenga to increase dramatically this Father's Day for the following reasons:


1. married women who dont want to become pregnant will buy Tenga for their husbands,


2. ladies who dont want kids to jeapordise their career because their boyfriends had an "accident"


3. men who want to remain as they are and not become fathers


4. kids does not want siblings


But perhaps it may be too late for some unfortunate men out there who had been careless, or have not the chance to learn about Tenga - Have a Happy Father's Day.

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